Why You're Here:

You've said to yourself, "beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine."

You've often thought about what it would have been like to drop acid with Groucho Marx.

You know that until you measure it, an electron is everywhere, and your mind reels at the implications.

You'd like to get drunk on the wine from my sweet, sweet mind grapes.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Lest Anybody Forget

I just read that Justice John Paul Stevens will retire from the Supreme Court this summer. As talk turns to potential replacements, I recalled the most underrated disgusting political move of all time: George H.W. Bush appointed Clarence Thomas to fill Thurgood Marshall's seat. You couldn't throw down a bigger fuck you if you devoted your life to figuring one out.

That's like appointing Lex Luthor to replace Superman.

In semi-related news, how sorry are the Cubs? Justice Stevens actually saw Babe Ruth call his famed shot, but he'll still likely die without seeing his beloved Cubs win a World Series.

That certainly takes the sting out when I whine about the Dodgers not having been back to the WS since they won it in 1988.

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