Why You're Here:

You've said to yourself, "beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine."

You've often thought about what it would have been like to drop acid with Groucho Marx.

You know that until you measure it, an electron is everywhere, and your mind reels at the implications.

You'd like to get drunk on the wine from my sweet, sweet mind grapes.
Showing posts with label grammar police. Show all posts
Showing posts with label grammar police. Show all posts

Monday, April 5, 2010

Cognitive Surplus (plus bonus Weird Al content)

This is something I've thought about on my own over the years, and this fellow has a name for it: Cognitive Surplus.

Here is a quick example of what Clay Shirky means by cognitive surplus:
[I]f you take Wikipedia as a kind of unit, all of Wikipedia, the whole project--every page, every edit, every talk page, every line of code, in every language that Wikipedia exists in--that represents something like the cumulation of 100 million hours of human thought. I worked this out with Martin Wattenberg at IBM; it's a back-of-the-envelope calculation, but it's the right order of magnitude, about 100 million hours of thought.
And television watching? Two hundred billion hours, in the U.S. alone, every year.
Not really sure what else I want to say about this, other than to note how much I love stumbling upon someone who has done the homework on something that's been rattling around my brain.

This confirms my suspicion that human potential is seriously untapped. As for my related suspicion--that anyone seeking to undermine, overthrow, or otherwise fuck with the organizational structures which suppress human potential is digging their own grave--well, I've said too much and I think I hear the black helicopters approaching.

At any rate, keep up the good work, Clay. One fewer thing for me to worry about! (One less thing thing to worry about? Wait, that sounds right. But it shouldn't be. But...)

Anyway, there's no doubt about who's right in this one:



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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

An Unimportant Message From the Grammar Police

I am a member of the grammar police, though I don't work that beat as much as I used to.

However, there are two tiny things I take issue with these days. One is, I suppose, a matter of preference, but the other is a matter of right or wrong. Or is it the other way around? Oh hell, what I'm telling you is right, what you've been doing is wrong. Got it? Good.

First, "suffice to say." That's how I say it, and that's how it is. It means "it is sufficient to say." "Suffice it to say" remains acceptable, as do "suffices to say" and "it is suffice to say," but they're not as good and possibly even wrong. Why? Think about the only time anybody ever uses the word "suffice" other than the phrase we're talking about, e.g.: "No, John, you don't need to eat eight fish tacos, I think seven will suffice." Clearly, you could replace "suffice" there with "be sufficient."

Therefore, the "suffice it" construction would never make sense--you'd be saying "sufficient it to say" instead of "it is sufficient to say." That's just unnecessary and stupid. "Suffices" makes no sense either (you're gonna have to take my word for it, I'm boring myself trying to think how to explain why).

Bottom line: because the phrase is shorthand, let's start using the shortest version: "suffice to say." Anybody looks at you funny, tell them they're stupid and send them to me for reeducation.

Second, "per usual." That's right. You're saying to yourself, "Where's the 'as'?" It's right where it belongs--anywhere but in this phrase. "As usual" really means the same as "per usual." (Actually, in this context "per" means "according to" so I think "as usual" makes much more sense, but I'll permit "per usual.")

So, do you really mean to be saying "business as according to usual?" No, you don't. Do I care that Merriam-Webster dates "as per usual" back to 1782? No, I don't. Back then people capitalized words when they felt like it and even spelled words however they wanted. Do you want to return to such anarchy? I know I don't!

Bottom line: as above, why make something longer when it doesn't need to be? Remember, just because something is widely used doesn't mean it makes sense. Don't give in to laziness and apathy and herd mentality thinking!

Suffice to say, as usual, I hope you've enjoyed this probably pointless and definitely pedantic post. And if you liked this, you'll love my upcoming takedown of people who say "less" when they should say "fewer," followed by my investigation to find out who's behind the disappearing "r" in February.

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