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You've said to yourself, "beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine."

You've often thought about what it would have been like to drop acid with Groucho Marx.

You know that until you measure it, an electron is everywhere, and your mind reels at the implications.

You'd like to get drunk on the wine from my sweet, sweet mind grapes.
Showing posts with label Brooklyn Brew Shop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brooklyn Brew Shop. Show all posts

Friday, August 28, 2009

Home Brewing Update

With the help of my brew guru, Alex, last night I bottled my first batch and brewed my second.

The first batch is a Grapefruit Honey Ale--grains, hops and yeast from Brooklyn Brew Shop, grapefruit from the market around the corner, and honey from Long Island. Turns out, through a combination of boiling off a bit too much water and spilling some while "re-washing the mash" I don't have much to show for my efforts, volume-wise. Five-plus bottles instead of 12 (although you only see 4 bottles, those Grolsch bottles hold 16 ounces). Oops.

But Alex and I tasted it before bottling it and Alex seemed rather encouraged--the grapefruitness is certainly present. That made me feel better--I'd rather have 5 drinkable beers than 12 shitty ones. So, three weeks of bottle conditioning and we'll get to taste the fruits of my labor.

Since Alex was around to help me bottle (his gear was a bit more easy to work with for the bottling stage than that provided by BBS) I wrangled him into helping me brew. Bottling took about a half hour--brewing more like 4 hours.

This time it was a maple porter, all ingredients from BBS. Like night and day, this porter and that ale, figuratively and literally. The mostly dark, sweet-smelling grain produced a deep brown-black brew, esp. considering my super-hot stove-top ended up boiling off a lot of water, again. This time, Alex made the simple and obvious correction--add water to replace what I'd lost. Duh. This time I've actually got a gallon of beer to look forward to!

Once we transferred the beer to the glass jug for fermentation, we added the yeast and shook vigorously. Now it's nature's turn.

Gotta say, I'm excited for this porter. Alex's porter and stout were what convinced me to try my hand at this. Professionally good. Can't wait to try mine.

As Alex was leaving, he looked at where I was storing the bottles and the jug during their fermentation, shook his head, grinned, and said "This is how it starts." Kim, his girlfriend, then looked around the apartment, nodded, and added--with a wee hint of exasperation, not to mention relief that somebody else was getting roped into this: "Yep, first it's there and then some over in that corner, and then over there..."

Oh and don't worry, Alex and Kim didn't go uncompensated: theygot to enjoy some hits from Jenn's stash of People's Popscicles. These bad boys have been making summer bearable.

Alright, the next Home Brew Update will be on the business end--taste test time, baby!

Cheers!

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Monday, August 10, 2009

DIY: Homebrewing With Brooklyn Brew Shop's Help

It seems I've landed in beertopia here in Brooklyn*. Lots of bars with lots of beers, and lots of people who take beer quite seriously. The Whole Foods in the Lower East Side in Manhattan has a monstrously large selection that can put specialty stores to shame.

So, with beer on the brain, I've taken the next step.

Making my own! A few weeks ago I went to a barbecue at a friend's apartment, and as I placed my six pack of Weihenstephaner in the cooler, I noticed several unlabeled bottles. And in his apartment I spotted several one-gallon glass jugs containing sludgy brown liquid.

Normally I'm skeptical of homemade items, especially when it comes to ingesting them. And I had arrived with one of my most favorite beers in hand, so really, I was set. But in the spirit of adventure and, wanting to make a good impression on Alex, my host and new friend, I acquiesced and tried one.

And another one. And then another one. And so on. Damn if Alex wasn't coming correct. A porter, a stout and a red ale that were uniformly excellent. Not excellent for homebrewed beer, but excellent beer, period.

Back home, I said to myself, "Self--you're pretty handy, good at following directions, you like to experiment like a mad scientist--perhaps we should try our hand at this." And Self replied, "You're right, and I remember that summer in Berkeley where we had a different do-it-yourself operation up in the attic that produced legendary results, so we've got aptitude--let's get cracking!"

Now, I was going to have to rely on Alex for know-how, because I wanted to shorten the learning curve as much as possible. But then I stumbled upon Erica & Stephen of the Brooklyn Brew Shop while reading Time Out New York. They're so new to the game they operate out of their apartment and the Brooklyn and DUMBO flea markets on the weekends--but it seems they're the only game in town so I had to check them out.

I eventually made it to the Brooklyn flea two weekends ago. People were gathered around their booth asking questions, chatting excitedly, exchanging beer preferences. I liked the vibe immediately. Erica helped us, and answered important questions from me like "Can any idiot do this?" She assured me that yes, if you can make oatmeal, you can make beer.

So, my wife and I purchased a one-gallon kit, which came with a one-gallon glass jug (which is thick-walled and strong--I know because I managed to knock one off the table onto the asphalt and it didn't break!), Brooklyn Brew Shop's own grain blend for making a grapefruit honey ale, the required hops and yeast, a thermometer, a rubber stopper plastic tubing and accompanying doodads--all for the low, low price of 30 bucks. We also picked up the grain/hops/yeast package for their maple oatmeal porter for 10 bucks. They do sell a five gallon kit, but I reckon I'm a long way away from needing that.

Erica had informed us that she was a second-generation brewer, as she had learned the ropes from her dad. This made me feel assured--not that I thought she and Stephen were a fly-by-night operation that had brewed a few gallons and decided to fleece people during this Brooklyn Beer Boom-- not at all, but I felt good knowing that two generations of brewing will have yielded a great deal of experience, nuance, and--most important--an ability to pass on beer making knowledge.

Which brings me to last night. I decided to go for it, starting with the grapefruit and honey ale, since Alex had advised me that making an ale is simpler than making a porter.

While it wasn't rocket science, it was a bit more complicated than mere oatmeal making. Then again, Erica was probably referring to making actual oatmeal, not Quaker Oats instant oatmeal, which is what my lazy ass immediately thought of.

I won't bore you by recounting all the steps, but after some spilling, some burned digits, some heavenly aromas and a lot of sanitizing to make sure I didn't murder the yeast with dangerous, ever-present germs, I've got (most of) a gallon of brown sludge fermenting away, waiting to be bottled and further fermented in a couple weeks.

I encourage all potential homebrewers to check out their site, even if you're not in Brooklyn, for I'm pretty sure they can ship their stuff to you.

Now for the hard part--emptying some bottles so I have something to put it in!

*Some might call the Pacific Northwest beertopia, but that region's hyper-hoppy brews just really aren't my preference anymore.

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