Why You're Here:

You've said to yourself, "beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine."

You've often thought about what it would have been like to drop acid with Groucho Marx.

You know that until you measure it, an electron is everywhere, and your mind reels at the implications.

You'd like to get drunk on the wine from my sweet, sweet mind grapes.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Things We'll Never See Again

Ronald Reagan often wore a brown suit while president, sometimes even an ugly sportcoat a la Johnny Carson. I'm pretty sure we'll never see that again. Now it's only blue or black, regardless of party affiliation (maybe a charcoal pinstripe every once in a while but don't hold your breath). Just stick to blue or black and don't forget the flag pin.

There's something sad, and vaguely sinister, about that turn of events. It speaks to me of paths not taken--not only not taken, but dynamited over so that nobody can ever go down that path again. 

And I know that dynamite came courtesy of some slick asshole--plucked from an endless pool of slick assholes--with a PowerPoint presentation and a shitload of focus-group studies that explain exactly why it's just got to be black or blue. We've been on that particular path for a long, long time, so it's no surprise we can't get even this little bit of sartorial leadership from our leaders.

I can hear you saying "How absolutely pimp would it be for somebody to bust out a brown suit? And St. Ronnie wore brown, so some brave soul could hang his hat on that, right? " Yeah, but no. Trying to think about that is like trying to think about the square root of -1 or what's on the other side of the edge of the universe. You just can't do it because it's actually impossible--the known rules of the universe prevent you from even contemplating it. 

That dope-as-hell alternate future no longer exists and I'll just have to learn to live with it.

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Monday, January 10, 2011

Shorter Version of My Previous Post

Calling your political opponents "enemies" and comparing them to actual enemies of the United States, past and present, is fucked up and can only end badly for everybody.

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Rhetorical Brinksmanship

Much focus at the moment on the effect of violent political rhetoric. Bullseyes, reloading, Second Amendment Remedies, and all of that. I think it misses the point.

That stuff's pernicious for all sorts of reasons, but really you can find violent rhetoric anywhere you look in America, first and foremost in sports. "He's a warrior," "we're gonna kill 'em," that sorta thing. We're a rootin' tootin' gunslinging, globe-spanning, global defending cowboy, we ruggedly tamed the wild west, Nazis and Communists at the business end of untold firepower. Of course there's always gonna be talk like that.

This isn't the real danger. At least not by itself. It's a spark, but the Santa Ana winds and dead brush on the hillside is the rhetoric that casts a government in power as illegitimate and its elected officials as enemies.

This is what the right engages in, and has been engaging in with increasing effectiveness and efficiency for some time now. It can't be stated any more succinctly or slickly than Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell stating that his number one goal is making sure Obama is a one-term president. I can't catalog all the things that have been said by elected officials, political insiders and pundits that claim the actions of a Democratic Congress or White House are illegitimate and fundamentally dangerous to individual freedom or liberty.

There really isn't much detailed explanation by the right's message machine--let alone by any part of the MSM--of what negative consequences would flow from Democratic policies. I mean, yes, you can see it in editorials and columns here and there, but you'd have to be reading, and print is not where the message wars are waged and won.

In lieu of explanation, you get increasingly strident buzzwords and catch phrases. Job-killing, socialism, government overreach, threat to freedom. You'll never catch them explaining that while their opponents across the aisle care deeply about America and Americans, they believe that policy X is more likely to do Z than policy Y for the following reasons. That shit can't be reduced to a shout-bite. And truth be told it isn't effective at getting people to vote for you (which is even more important when your policy amounts to 1) cut taxes always and first, 2) cut military spending never, and 3) if we have any energy left, see what social safety net programs have the weakest constituencies and cut those).

What happens? A perception that what's at stake is the very survival of our nation, our way of life, the very purity of our precious bodily fluids! Voting for an opponent imperils our very survival! To do so would be treasonous, would enable appeasers and would extend tyranny over the individual! We spent decades and billions fighting godless socialists around the world, why would you want us to do any less fighting the same enemies at home?

Rhetorically speaking, there's not really anywhere to go, is there? They've pushed things to edge, much as the threat of nuclear war allowed the original diplomatic brinksmanship where diplomats would push their demands to the limit. You can only do that if everybody's convinced their very survival is at stake, and that if they don't blink and back down we all lose.

Say what you will of the Democratic party and the left's elected officials, insiders and pundits, but they are not guilty of engaging in this kind of rhetorical brinksmanship--For the most part they kick it old-school, you know, "we want to do A, B and C for X, Y, and Z reasons." Boring but honorable (kinda like Volvos: Boxy, but good). Sure, you can dig up lame name-calling from the Bush years, including Bush=Hitler stupidities, but you'll find nothing with the apocolyptic vigor coming from the right's message machine. That extreme stuff was found on signs held at protests and among people banging the message boards online. The difference is that what's on the signs and message boards these days is also coming out of the mouths of Republican elected officials, insiders and pundits. That's the difference and that is important.

But back to the boring truth. This is America. A boring truth and difficult details will always lose to a flashy lie that pushes buttons in the subconscious and in the reptile brain. The consequences of that are all around us and frightening as hell. A great example: eating fruits and vegetables and exercising will keep you healthy and happy. Why get bogged down in that when it's easier to buy food in boxes, watch tv, and take pills to alleviate your runaway acid reflux and cholesterol? 


Why get bogged down in the details and hard truths when you can call your opponent a threat to freedom and a socialist?
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If You Like Benji Hughes...

The last album I unconditionally recommended, based on having played it non-stop for over a month, was Benji Hughes' A Love Extreme. Click through and I'll show you its English twin, from ten years ago.
As much as I obsessed over A Love Extreme last year, only now do I realize there was another album I responded to in exactly the same way, and it's quite clear why. Englishman Damon Gough, who records as Badly Drawn Boy, put out The Hour of Bewilderbeast in 2000 and like ALE, it's one dude pretty much by himself making a record of all the ideas in his head, putting across different song types with a similar vibe. Even down to the brief instrumental interludes like ALE. UPDATE: What I had on iTunes for Bewilderbeast was about half the tracks, and in the wrong order. The meager selection goes back to the earliest days of adding things, back when storage was at a premium. Now I see the album is overflowing with songs, 18 of them, which is another similarity with ALE.

The key here--and in ALE--is the vibe, man, the vibe, which produces an overall effect that I like to call sonic opium: pleasantly narcotizing, producing a hazy grin and and an easy, even, yet ever-so-slightly-sparkling mood . My favorite band in the whole world (nope, guess again), I See Hawks in L.A., even has a song about that : Beautiful Narcotic Place I Reside.

Not much more to say. Buy it now.

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