Why You're Here:

You've said to yourself, "beauty walks a razor's edge, someday I'll make it mine."

You've often thought about what it would have been like to drop acid with Groucho Marx.

You know that until you measure it, an electron is everywhere, and your mind reels at the implications.

You'd like to get drunk on the wine from my sweet, sweet mind grapes.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Eastbound and Down

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin'
We're gonna do what they say can't be done
We've got a long way to go, and a short time to get there
I'm eastbound just watch ol' bandit run.



I recently discovered the title of my current favorite tv show comes from the theme to Smokey and the Bandit, performed by Jerry Reed, co-star of the movie and a country star in his own right.

This pleases me greatly. Can I get a "Kenny Fuckin' Powers"?



Amen.

Anyway, whatever happened to movie-specific theme songs? Granted, the director of S&tB, Hal Needham, complained to Jerry Reed that he didn't have any music for the movie so Mr. Reed turned around and cranked out 3 songs. That's not your everyday situation, of course.

Still, think about it: with all the cross-promoting synergy sell-out multi-platform hoo-hah in the world today, how is this not happening? Hell, bands put their songs in commercials all the time. What's stopping some band from writing a catchy tune to accompany the latest Will Farrell/Judd Apatow/Ben Stiller high-concept formulaic clusterfuck of a comedy?

Nothing but a failure of imagination.

P.S. The plot of S&tB involves driving from Georgia to Texas and back in record time with a load of Coors--which, back in the '70s, was illegal because Coors' higher alcohol content beer was illegal east of Texas. Who needed it? Two dudes in mustard yellow suits. Man was I born too late.

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